It's time once again to dye and decorate the unborn children of our fowl feathered friends. Yes, I'm talking about Easter.
Tired of those cheap Paas tablets that turn your fingers all the colors of the rainbow? Then might I suggest "The Decoregger" (as seen on TV!...in the '70's)
After placing your chosen cackle fruit in the holder, you rotate the Decoregger and toggle the pen mount to create geometric patterns. I don't think I would have completed many (if any) eggs using this thing. As a child, I barely had the patience to apply those stickers that came with the Paas kits. I was too busy spinning those pop-out cardboard discs that were on the back of the box that you poked toothpicks through and spun. But look at how much fun this family is having. LOOK AT THEM!
